…Bastard Grout Mold
It gets worse every second I sit here and type and try to ignore its presence. It mocks me by growing and spreading its mossy splotches across my tile. From bottom to top, it’s gone from ‘Eh, not so bad it’s just in the corners’ to ‘Hmm, that’s getting pretty noticeable’ to ‘Eeeeww, this isn’t a shower it’s a mildew factory!’ Pretty soon I’m gonna start talking to the mold like it’s my shower buddy or maybe that’s the spores getting into my brain. I think I’d better actually take some action. I’ve tried the environmentally friendly sprays, but that weak watered down stuff can’t penetrate this Fort Knox of sludge so I mix up my own little concoction inspired by Martha’s grout cleaner & it worked awesomely. Vinegar rocks: